guy:

*inserts fingers* *rubs rly fast* *stuff comes out and drips down ur arm* i fuckin hate doing the dishes

(Source: guy, via guy)

edwad:

breakingnews:

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A strange shadowy form spotted using Apple’s satellite map app has Loch Ness Monster believers convinced that the sea monster has been found.

Read the Daily Telegraph story here

this is what happens when easter falls on 4/20

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